Privacy Policy

1. What We Collect

We collect: your email, a username you chose, a display name, a password (hashed, we're not animals), and your answer to "How do you know Peter?" That's it. We're not the NSA. We're barely a website.

2. How We Use It

Your data powers the PeterPoints economy. Your username appears on the leaderboard. Your transaction history is visible to you and to admins. Your email is used for authentication. That answer about how you know Peter? Peter might read it and laugh. That's its entire purpose.

3. Who We Share It With

Nobody. We don't sell data. We don't share data with third parties. We don't have analytics trackers, ad networks, or data brokers. The most exposure your data gets is Peter mentioning your PP balance at brunch.

4. Data Storage

Your data is stored in a Vercel Postgres database. Passwords are hashed with bcrypt (12 rounds, because we care about your security even if we don't care about giving you a real currency). The database is hosted on infrastructure managed by Vercel. We don't run our own servers. Peter has enough to worry about.

5. Cookies

We use cookies for authentication sessions. That's it. No tracking cookies. No marketing cookies. No cookie banners asking you to accept 47 categories of surveillance. Just the bare minimum to keep you logged in.

6. Your Rights

You can delete your account at any time from your dashboard settings. This performs a soft delete (deactivation). If you want your data truly nuked from orbit, contact Peter directly. He'll probably do it. Eventually.

7. Changes to This Policy

If we ever change this policy, we'll update this page. We won't email you about it because, frankly, nobody reads privacy policy update emails. You're barely reading this. But good on you for getting this far.

TL;DR: We collect the minimum, we don't sell anything, Peter might brag about your points at parties. That's the whole policy.